Chapter 1

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There is nothing I would like better than for the industrious Orientals to invade America with a chain of colleges offering people practical educations -- for a small fraction of what the pampered, ethics-free, self-congratulatory, drowning-in-money, politically motivated, absolved from performance standards, drowning-in-money American universities charge.

Like Wal-Degree or something.

And oh, they wouldn't give degrees for students' having fashionable political opinions, you would actually have to learn and retain information and skills.

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They would never do it, because the dumber we are, the easier it is going to be to buy us and own us, which is going to happen sooner or later anyway.