Chapter 2

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Sometimes people my age go on about those stupid kids nowadays.

Well, modern kids are dumber than we were, but I never criticize 20-year-olds for doing things that I did when I was 20 years old. I listened to Negro music that none of my friends would go near, and I had funnier pants than anyone.

But when I see people affecting juvenile styles when they're over the age of 30, or God forbid 40, they're fair game. Sooner or later you need to grow up.