Chapter 2

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We guys, we get a date with a promising female and we take her to dinner. Almost every one of us prefers females that are on the thin side. We should be taking them to the gym.


Sometimes when I take a date to lunch, she'll eat half the Rubino's Sub or Paola's Burrito and save half for later. I really appreciate the orderliness of the gesture but I wonder whether there's a political angle as well. As though she's hinting, "I won't get fat after we're married..."