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Chapter 2


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We guys, we get a date with a promising female and we take her to dinner. Almost every one of us prefers females that are on the thin side. We should be taking them to the gym.

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Sometimes when I take a date to lunch, she'll eat half the Rubino's Sub or Paola's Burrito and save half for later. I really appreciate the orderliness of the gesture but I wonder whether there's a political angle as well. As though she's hinting, "I won't get fat after we're married..."

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