Chapter 3

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The Three Best Reasons to Put a Shotgun to Your Head Right Now:

1. "Life is like high school" - (attributed to several people)

2. Malevolence has become cool. The latest manifestation of socially-acceptable malevolence (2011) is the new popularity of aggressive and menacing dogs.

3. Speaking of dogs, there is a van going around town advertising a service that will come and pick up your dog's poop. (There's a career aspiration for you.) On each side of the van is a big colorful picture of a pile of dogshit.