Chapter 3

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The challenge for the new century is to find employment opportunities for stupid people. The smart people are all writing phone apps and websites, and everybody else is either working in a burger stand or unemployed.

I myself am one of the stupid ones, and I'm very unemployed. There are no jobs in my range: I'm not smart enough to be a computer programmer, and my legs are shot, so physical work is out.

Still, I want to live indoors, whether I deserve it or not.