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Chapter 7


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People Who Should Die Department:

Some situations come into being by mutual consent.

Sunday mornings are the quietest part of the week because that's the way people like it. We all need some quiet time, and there is a de facto agreement that Sunday morning is it. Just stick your head out next Sunday and listen. Dead silence. Nothing but people enjoying a little peace for a little while.

Until, of course, that one self-centered, clueless subhuman comes out and fires up his lawn mower.

People like that need to be removed -- not because they mow their lawn, but because if they're that inconsiderate to their fellow humans, we can't trust them to wander free among us. You can be sure that they live lives of continuous malice.

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