Chapter 7

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I don't want you fat folks out there to think that I'm beating up on you, but if you go to a very high-class neighborhood you see people who are not fat, and if you go to the ghetto or the trailer park you see real blimps. It's like you could gauge the socio-economic success of a neighborhood with a tape measure.

I mean, there seem to be an awful lot of advantages to not being fat, if it's something you'd want to consider...