Chapter 8

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By and large, the less a woman does to her hair, the better she looks.

Ill-conceived screwing around with color takes you one step toward trashiness.
Those moplike hanging down perm wiggles take you the second step.
Add gel or grease so it looks gelly or greasy, and you can pretty much forget about attracting a good and/or prosperous man.