Chapter 10

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Once in a while I imagine the meeting in which they formulated the Sixties TV show, "The Beverly Hillbillies" and its cast.

You can just see the fat little guy with the cigar pounding the table and saying, "Get me a Little Abner!  And a Granny!  But she can't be the boss, Pappy has to be the boss!  Women are uppity enough already!  Daisy Mae?  Is that her name?  Oh hell yes!  But not with those tits!  Christ, they'll take us right off the air!  Call her Hazel Mae or something!"

Gosh, poor Donna. How do you tell a girl that she was hired to be Daisy Mae Scragg but with more clothes and small boobs?