Chapter 10

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Another reason that women are braver than men:
Women's breasts are right out there. You can see clearly and immediately whether a woman is endowed or not.

I thought for a little while that men would start walking around with their schlongs hanging out, just as a logical next step after walking around with their pants under their asses, with or without underwear. But men will never do it. Men, cowards that they are, will never subject themselves to the comparisons that women suffer every single day.


Big Boobs are wonderful to look at, if they're natural.
But in the actual act of lovemaking, I think that smaller feels better.