Chapter 10

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Putting lettuce and tomato on a hamburger is wrong.
It's just wrong.

The lettuce and tomato cancel out the taste of the hamburger and the hamburger cancels out the taste of the lettuce and tomato. You end up with a delicious mouthful of nothing. A marshmallow has more flavor than that.


BLTs, on the other hand, are so good you can leave out the B and it's still good. If you've never had lettuce and tomato and mayo sandwiches, they are delicious. Especially with fresh nonmechanized vegetables and nice bread.