Chapter 10

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They have laws prohibiting the use of headphones while driving, because you're supposed to be able to hear the sirens of emergency vehicles and the horn blasts of self-centered mentally ill people.

But you can't hear any of that stuff when your woofers are turned up to brain-liquifying loudness, plus it's a public nuisance besides.

So where are the laws against that?