Chapter 10

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This is being written in the depth of the 2011 economic recession, and advisors everywhere are advising people to learn how to be highly intelligent computer scientists in order to survive.

I don't think that this is going to work. Not all of us have what it takes to become highly intelligent computer scientists. I've been wrestling with trying to get a grasp on PHP/SQL for almost a year now, and I have yet to write one single working thing.

What we need is a national program to figure out how to make stupid people like me useful. It's either that or put us all on welfare.