Chapter 13

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Which is less tolerable, the anxiety of the modern world or the misery of the past?
At which point did the two switch dominance of our experience?


What is the difference between dogs and cats?
Dogs can smile. Cats either can't or won't.


I couldn't care less about the Founding Fathers. They were a long time ago.


Anyone who doesn't tell you that your tag is up, is not your friend.


A few years ago, women were complaining that men left the toilet set up after they were done.

Talk about ingratitude. You're lucky that we even put it up.