Chapter 13

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Here's a million-dollar website idea:
Video loops of girls' and women's fannies as they walk. Clothed as normal, just like you see them at the supermarket or at work or wherever.

Every once in a while you see gluteal dynamics that, if you are a man or have tastes similar to those of men, just blow your mind to bits. It's pretty close to God's Greatest Contribution to Beauty In General.

Now that we have things like treadmills, it should be a piece of cake to make these movie loops.

I would pay for this. Hell yes I would.


Before any of you ladies rise up in indignation at this terribly insulting idea, please note that a very substantial percentage of you young ladies and female children actually walk around in public with advertising printed on your asses.

There is nothing anywhere more undignified that that. Jiggle video loops would be fine art compared with that.