Chapter 13

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People Who Should Die Department:

There are people who will go to the buffet restaurant, go to the pan containing some shrimp-and-other-stuff mix, and pull out all the shrimps and put them on their plates, leaving a shrimpless shrimp dish for everyone else.

People who would do something like this should die. They need to be removed. Anyone who would do something this creepily self-centered really needs to be made to disappear. Who knows what other creepily self-centered things he does, and the influences that he has on other life-beginning people who are looking for cues on how to behave?