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Chapter 13


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People cite the preponderence of male Negroes in jail as some evidence of racial discrimination. What do they think, a white guy can rob a bank or steal a car and the police say, it's okay, he's white, let him have it?

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Since I'm being racist here, if I were in charge of the annual Puerto Rican Festival, I would have a Big Ass Contest for the ladies. I've seen some ass/rest-of-person ratios that you wouldn't think humanly possible. I saw a lady in the produce department once whose fanny was almost the size of all the whole rest of her.

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