Chapter 13

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One thing that movie studios shouldn't do is to insert audio clips of "action" movies in radio ads. Now that men are feminized, their voices really don't convey the image of battle scenes. Audio clips of modern actors trying to act like Real Men just don't work.

When John Wayne or Patrick Stewart said "This town ain't big enough for the both of us", the floor would shake. When a 21st Century diminished-masculinity male movie star says something like that, the only thing that happens is that fruit flies gather. And it's worse when they yell, like in some military attack scenario.

Their voices sound like kittens.


Not that I am without sin. There are recordings of me singing.
My voice sounds like Marilyn Monroe.