Chapter 13

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The most frightening place in the Supermarket is the pet foods aisle.

The marketing of these items is beyond silly, and the pet images, sometimes Photoshopped to vaguely resemble puppies or kitties crossbred with human children or hot women, are as creepy as you would expect something like that to be.

I think the ones that disturb me the most is the doggie snacks made especially for Pit Bulls. You know, the People-Flavored ones...


The positive side of that is that when people start demanding boutique treats for their furry little psychopaths, we can start turning some of the malevolent people of the world into dog biscuits. Finally, the labels can proclaim that "It's Natural!".

Of course, many of these malevolent people removed from the evolutionary stream will be Pit Bull owners, so it will be a win-win situation for pet owners and human beings alike.