Chapter 13

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People Who Should Die Department:

People with leaf blowers, blowing their leaves out into the street, for the passing cars to sweep them over onto the neighbors' property

It would of course be more efficient to just blow your leaves onto the neighbor's property in the first place, but conveying them through the passing vehicles permits the blowperson to exercise not only malice but cowardice and dishonesty as well.