Chapter 17

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You know how preachers tell you that if you do good things you go to heaven and if you do bad things you do to hell? Here's one of the ways that that idea manifests itself:

Doing the right thing means eating properly, exercising, and saving your money. These things will make it possible for you to live a happy old age (Heaven). Not doing these things means that you will live a broke, lousy, sick, and miserable old age (Hell).