Chapter 17

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Today there were at least two news items about complainers complaining that there weren't enough women on a job site or in Congress.

Of course, we can't hit a target if we don't know where it is, so let's have the complainers tell us exactly how many Women should be in Congress, or anywhere else for that matter. Give us a number, and then we can nullify some of the elections and assign women to whatever number of seats that the complainers say is proper and correct.

Of course, this can work for any other aggrieved group as well: Negroes, homosexuals, illegal immigrants. Just tell us how many there should be in every setting and we'll throw out some of the people there and impose your opinion.