Chapter 17

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The Myers-Briggs personality test is the most respected and used and apprehended predictor of people's personalities ever. I'm an INTJ and I'm exactly like the description of INTJs describes. And you are exactly the way that your Myers-Briggs type describes, too.

But you know what? Astrology is no less accurate. I am a Taurus and I am exactly the way that Tauruses are described. My brother is an Aries and he is exactly the way that Aries are. My ex was an Aquarius and she was exactly like Aquaria are. I'll bet that Penn Jillette is exactly the way that the stars say he is.