Index

Chapter 17


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For some reason, some people look at the Bruce Willis character as a Real Man. Bruce Willis is not a Real Man. Bruce Willis is the king of the wannabees.

You want to see a Real Man, look at Broderick Crawford in Highway Patrol.

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Broderick? What kind of name is that?

Well, look at all the males that the movie industry presents as Real Men

Bruce
Sylvester
Arnold
Clinton
Lee
Melvin
and, the realest man of all, Marion (John Wayne)

Not one name among them we would consider particularly masculine.

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