Chapter 18

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When I got my big corporate job, the nice people handed me a big fat catalog and told me to pick out a chair for myself. "We want you to be comfortable here."

Well, corporate dummies, it doesn't say in a catalog whether an office chair is comfortable. It only says feature feature feature which for all anyone knows could be pure fiction anyway. Comfortwise, the chair could be torture.

When you buy a chair, you have to sit-test it. And sooner or later you'll sit in a chair that just squirts pleasure juice into your veins. And when that pleasure juice runs through your body and your body goes "aaahhhhh", that's your chair.