Chapter 20

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My computer broke. I fixed it by buying a replacement. However, the minute that my computer realized that the box from the UPS man was the size and shape of a new computer, it shaped right up and started working just fine.

Some people would interpret this as one of those Jimmy Hatlo "They'll Do It Every Time" things, but as far as I'm concerned, if it works that way, that's okay by me. I put the new computer right next to the misbehaving one, just so it doesn't forget that there's a sword hanging over it.