Chapter 23

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I wear earplugs in public places. It makes the environment more quiet, which is to say more peaceful.

And, I've recently noticed an added benefit to wearing earplugs: I now fart any time I want. I don't notice any embarassing noise, and if anyone else does, I don't notice them either.

It you're looking for Inner Peace, this might be something to consider.