Chapter 23

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I kind of like it that crazy hateful people don't like Chick-fil-A. That means that you can go to Chick-fil-A and there won't be any crazy hateful people there.

And it really turns out to be true. The people at Chick-fil-A, customers as well as employees, actually are distinctly nice people. Noticeably above average.

And oh by the way, the women are much thinner and prettier than the women at Atheistburger. If you don't believe me, just go look. Last time I was at Chick-fil-A, I couldn't look in any direction where there wasn't an expensive-looking little fanny walking by.