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Chapter 23


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FEMINIZATION UPDATE:

I was in the drugstore -- actually a couple of drugstores -- looking for shave cream, and the few major brands all came in three flavors: Moisturizing, Sensitive, and Aloe Vera.

I don't mean to be too Sensitive here, let alone being too Moist, but there's no way I'm going to give money to people who have that image of me. I'll shave with damn Crisco before I do that.

They should have Regular, Menthol, and Gasoline.

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