Chapter 14

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The worst part of the new culture of theft of intangibles (recorded music, pictures, editorial material, etc.) is the cowardice of it.

If you're going to steal something, steal a car or rob a bank or take away somebody's husband. At least you're being honest about it. Don't hide behind "Music wants to be free" or any self-serving horseshit like that.

Of course, we don't expect honesty from thieves, do we?


Of the above, I recommend stealing cars. It's an activity that is so popular among the youth of today, that the police don't even investigate incidents. There are far too many of them to even start on. Auto theft is a good secure source of entertainment.