Chapter 14

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We think of Women as being fashion-conscious, but it was young men who fell into the droopy pants thing with both feet. They grabbed onto backwards visor hats like a neodymium magnet. Biker couture. The toilet-seat beards of the 1990s and the Bluto beards of 2011.

It is really the men who are fashion slaves.


Many older guys think that the pants-around-your-knees thing is silly, but I'm just happy that the girls are keeping it high and snug.